Breakfast Was Served, Then a Red Dachshund Climbed Onto the Table
Right in the middle of a wooden kitchen table sits a sleek red Dachshund, ears hanging, eyes wide, looking up as if the table had always been his. Around his paws lies the remains of a big breakfast: a plate with scrambled eggs and sliced avocado, a piece of toast with a bite missing, scattered berries, a croissant, a dish of yogurt, a pat of butter, and a trail of crumbs. A glass of water with a lemon slice sits nearby, and a set of keys has been pushed aside. He looks calm, as if nothing at all has happened.
Dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers underground, which means they are clever, determined, and very good at getting where they want to go. Their long bodies and strong noses make counters and tables surprisingly reachable when a chair is nearby. They also tend to be loyal and a bit stubborn, so consistent training works better than scolding. Because their backs are long, jumping down from tall furniture can be hard on them, so many owners use ramps or steps, and it is a good idea to talk to your vet about protecting their spine. Keeping tempting breakfast plates out of reach helps keep both the dog and the meal safe.
The face in this scene is the real prize. It is the look of a dog who is certain the meal was left for him and cannot understand why anyone would doubt it. The toast may be gone, but the innocence on that long red nose is still perfectly intact.






