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A grandma knits on the couch while a dark Golden Retriever sits beside her, tangled in loops of mustard-yellow yarn. 9 / 29

Grandma Kept Knitting Like Nothing Was Wrong. Then You Notice Rusty.

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Ruth has made real progress on her knitting: a few neat rows of mustard-yellow stitches hang from her needles, and she is concentrating hard on the next one. Unfortunately, the rest of the skein has gone missing in action. It is draped over the couch cushions, looped around the armrest, and wound in a dozen strands around Rusty, who sits beside her like a very patient, very fluffy spool. Yarn crosses his chest, circles his front legs, and hangs off one ear. His expression is pure innocence, as if he has no idea how any of this happened and would like everyone to stay calm.

As funny as it looks, yarn, string, ribbon, and thread are worth keeping away from pets when no one is watching. If a dog or cat swallows a long strand, it can bunch up in the intestines and cause a serious blockage that may need emergency care. Knitting needles and loose sewing pins carry their own risks. A lidded basket or a project bag with a drawstring keeps supplies tidy and out of reach between sessions. If a pet ever swallows string, do not pull on any visible end; call your vet right away for advice. Gentle supervision, like Ruth's, is what keeps a silly moment from turning into a worried one.

Rusty will be untangled shortly, with only minor loss of dignity. The scarf may take a little longer to finish now, but it will come with a good story about the assistant who tried a bit too hard to help.

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