The Lord Turned the Globe and Found the Sunniest Spot on Earth
A calico cat with patches of orange, black, and white gazes out with large golden eyes. Her small pink nose and tidy whiskers add a sweet touch to a very serious face. Around her shoulders lies a thick brown fur collar, and a navy velvet coat with gold braid frogging closes at her chest, with a white lace cravat at the neck. Beside her, a globe glows in the light of a nearby candle, its seas and continents rendered in soft cream and tan. The room is warm, hushed, and a bit magical.
Calico is a coat pattern, not a breed, and almost all calico cats are female because of how the coat color genes work. Calicos are famous for their lively personalities, and many owners call them spirited, curious, and a bit sassy, though every cat is an individual. Cats love to survey the world from high places, so shelves and cat trees help them feel safe. Candles near curious cats can be dangerous, so keep flames out of reach or use flameless ones. Regular play and vet checkups keep a cat healthy and happy.
The lord has studied the whole globe and has decided that the best place on it is the sunny spot by the window. The rest of the world can wait until after lunch, and perhaps a long nap, and then a second, lighter lunch.
