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A Schnauzer Checked the Dishwasher for Leftovers and Stayed Inside

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The dishwasher door hangs open like a drawbridge, and a black and silver Miniature Schnauzer has settled right on the bottom rack, among the plastic tines, gazing up with those wispy gray brows. The dog's expression is calm, even a little dignified, as though sitting on a rack of dishes were the most natural place to nap. A kitchen counter and a sponge sit just above.

Dogs often go straight to the dishwasher door for one simple reason: leftover food smells. Pre-rinsed plates can still hold tempting tastes, and the open door makes a handy ledge. Dishwasher detergent and the rack's sharp edges are both unsafe for pets, so it's wise to close the door after loading and keep tablets locked away. Schnauzers are clever and persistent, so a baby gate or a closed kitchen door while you cook can save a lot of trouble. If your dog licks detergent, call your vet or a pet poison hotline right away.

Somewhere in that kitchen is a very clean pup and a very dirty plate. The Schnauzer sits tall in the rack, whiskers drooping, hoping the day's chores will just continue around him and nobody will say a word. There is something very charming about a dog trying to look like part of the kitchen equipment, and he nearly pulls it off, apart from the beard.

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