The Marquis Wore the Biggest Ruff in the Whole Valley

Frills upon frills foam around this marquis's neck, a white ruff as airy as a cloud, and above it sits the round, plush face of a blue-grey British Shorthair with glowing amber eyes. His navy velvet coat is stitched in gold along the edges, and behind him a pale Renaissance landscape of trees, rivers and distant mountains stretches into the haze. The soft shading on his dense fur gives him a velvety look, and his mouth is set in a firm, thoughtful line.

Part of the charm of a British Shorthair is that dense, plush coat, which is thick and soft rather than silky. It sheds a little more in spring and fall, and a weekly brushing, or a couple of sessions at shedding time, keeps it neat and reduces loose hair on furniture. These cats are known for being steady and dignified, and many do not love being carried but are happy to sit close by. Because they are sturdy, they can put on weight easily, so a healthy diet and a bit of daily play make a difference. Cats of all kinds like a window with a view, so a sunny perch gives an indoor marquis plenty to watch.

He has considered the matter from all angles. The ruff stays, and so does the dinner schedule. He would like it noted that velvet suits him, and that he looks best in the afternoon light.