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A salt and pepper Miniature Schnauzer in a navy coat with gold epaulettes, a red sash and rows of medals and stars. 19 / 20

The Schnauzer General Wore Every Medal and Frowned Grandly

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Bushy eyebrows and a full white beard frame the face of this salt and pepper Schnauzer, whose ears fold forward in neat triangles. His navy coat has gold braid on the collar, big gold epaulettes on both shoulders and a red and gold sash across the chest, and a row of medals and silver stars shines above the heart. The background is dark and moody, with soft shadows. General Beard looks stern, wise and a bit grumpy in the most lovable way, as though a lost sock has been reported and the entire army will now investigate.

Miniature Schnauzers were bred in Germany as farm dogs, and they are alert, quick and fearless ratters. They are friendly and bright, and they usually do well with training because they want to please. Their wiry coat needs brushing and professional trimming every couple of months, and the beard needs regular cleaning because it picks up food and water. Schnauzers can bark a lot to announce visitors, so early training helps. Some are prone to certain health issues, such as pancreatitis from fatty food, so talk to your vet about a suitable diet and avoid giving rich table scraps.

A general this decorated deserves respect, and perhaps a small treat. The medals shine, the eyebrows are fierce, and the whole army is quietly impressed.

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