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Tortoiseshell cat lying on a tile kitchen floor beside a half-eaten ham and lettuce sandwich, mouth slightly open. 8 / 37

Somebody Made a Ham Sandwich. Somebody Else Dragged It to the Floor.

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Somebody made a beautiful sandwich with ham, lettuce, and soft white bread. Somebody else carried it off the counter and down to the kitchen floor. That second somebody is this tortoiseshell, now sprawled across the tiles with one paw curled protectively around the prize. A neat bite is missing from one corner, crumbs are everywhere, and the cat is caught mid-chew with a funny, lopsided little grin and wide green eyes.

Tortoiseshell cats, often called torties, have a mottled coat of black and orange woven together. Like calicos, they are almost always female because of how coat color genes are inherited. Owners sometimes joke about tortitude, a nickname for the bold, opinionated personalities many torties seem to have, though every cat is an individual. When it comes to sandwiches, the meat is the attraction. Plain cooked meat is not a problem in small amounts, but deli meats tend to be salty and seasoned, and sandwiches can hide ingredients like onion or garlic, which are toxic to cats. Keeping plates out of reach and offering a cat-safe treat at mealtime can reduce the temptation to steal.

There is something oddly admirable about a cat strong enough to haul an entire sandwich off the counter. Lunch may need to be remade, but the thief has clearly earned a spot in household legend, right next to the mysterious disappearing bacon of last summer.

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